How to Break a Heart: An Instructional Poem

How to break a heart: An instructional poem.

It’s very easy you see,

First you bat your eyes,

and give a shy little smile.

Tell a few white lies,

and just wait a while.

Play your cards right,

they’ll quickly be hooked.

They’ll call every night,

come running with just one look.

When this happens its time,

you’ll know when.

Dig a little deeper see what you can find

get some dirt and then.

Use it as black mail,

to get them to bend to your will.

If you’ve done it right, they’ll

be hooked on you still.

They’ll give you whatever you want,

and this becomes quite a bore

So it’s time to end this taunt,

And let them go, or;

you can keep them hanging on

and have others on the side.

You know you’ve really won,

if they stay on for the ride.

Eventually you must,

end things with this boy.

If he leaves first it just

ruins the joy.

The satisfaction in heart breaking

is one in its own.

Especially if they make their aching

publically known.

So be without pity,

when playing with hearts.

Just know that you’re pretty,

and always be smart.